Monday, March 20, 2006

Ana needs

This is a lazy post but for some reason I found this really funny.

Go google your name, plus the word "needs." You have to put it in quotes, so for example, I googled "Ana needs" You will learn all kinds of things about yourself.

Here's what I found.

Ana needs more work on prepositions
Ana needs a lot of listening practice
ANA needs your help to secure an increase in funding for the nursing education
ANA needs to ship me back to Shanghai the same day
Ana needs to be on the street
Ana needs to stop frontin'
Ana needs to be evaluated and treated
Ana needs more – she needs an education so that she can have a better life
Ana needs to play better, but unfortunately I think she can't do any better these days
Ana needs to call DCF and give them permission to file a report with police
Ana needs to now learn how to drive
Ana needs cash
Ana needs to cook breakfast for the entire family
Ana needs a job
Ana needs a forever family
Ana needs to lend me a husband
Ana needs more affection
Ana needs an answer
ana needs some love
ana needs personality
Ana needs money to put in a pot towards a nice camera this summer
Ana needs to read the music
Ana needs someone tough
Ana needs to take time off
Ana needs to get back to her garage to sell a car to a rich sugarcane mill owner
Ana needs to write a 3-page report about a national park for her Geography class
Ana needs a Police Chief
Ana needs way more time to chill
Ana needs some time to finish a work she has been doing for a long time
Ana needs to spend more time in the company of her own kind
Ana needs to be bi7ch slapped. just slap her face and take those guns away from her
Ana needs healing and salvation

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cali Sally needs more action in the valley
Sally needs to decide how quickly she wants to get her hands on the money
Sally needs some "company" tonight but Sally just walks away. She needs that like a hole in the head.

Anonymous said...

Oops! I forgot to add thanks for the afternoon entertainment and you forgot to send me that waiter's blog!