Here are some funnies.
After bedtime last night:
A: Mom, S said "F-you" to me!
S: That means "Fank you!"
A: Daddy, why doesn't my friend H's daddy go to church?
G: Some people don't choose to go to church. When I was your age, my dad didn't go to church.
A: Maybe that's why he's so naughty!