Abe [after being convinced to try a snap pea, making a funny face]: This tastes like plants.
Sam [using his nascent reading skills on a package of Skittles]: Hey Abe, you wanna hear something funny? This says "Nutrition Facts!"
Mom: Why is that so funny?
Sam: These are not nutritious!
[Not that that stopped him from eating them, or me from giving them to him, but at least he knows.]
My kids are smart, no?