Here was my conversation with S this morning:
S: Mom, are you pretty?
MOM: I don't know, what do you think? (pathetic fishing for a compliment from my kid, huh?)
S: Just say yes or no.
MOM: Um, yes.
S: Pretty ugly!!
Oh, I just love second-grade humor. We are getting "Spell I-CUP" and all those delightful things. And he just howls with laughter.
Kill me now.
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Here's some 4th grade humor you can retaliate with...
(spread your hand out on the top of his head and lightly move your fingers as if you were massaging a heart)
What's this?
(I don't know)
It's a baby brain sucker. What's it doing?
(I don't know)
It's starving!
Bwahahahahah!
I knew I could count on you, Sally!!
Here's another one:
Q: If you're an American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
A: You're-A-Pee-an (Get it, Eur-A-Pee-An?) Ha! Ha!
That one is still funny, even for 5th graders (I think it debuted in our house in 2nd grade!)
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