Ask me ask me ask me

If you ever want to know

• where not to eat in Oakhurst, CA (hint: pale green guacamole comprising about 2% avocado)
• how it feels to breathe wood smoke for two solid days
• how to really lay on a killer guilt trip
• for an 8-year-old computer game addict
• for an extremely silly Primary class
  
• what it takes to treat ringworm in a child's scalp
• how it feels to hit the maximum charge limit at the gas station without filling up your whole tank
• how to amuse a toddler and a preschooler in an exam room for 90 minutes

I also have some other skills and knowledge somewhere. But these are things I am absolutely sure are available in my brain today.