One of those things is in my house swallowing the following:
- two brown extension cords
- several tiny screwdrivers
- one brown Born pump
- one pink butterfly baby slipper
- several ballpoint pens
- a laptop power cord
- two fleece jackets
- all my common sense
I suspect gnomes because they apparently have also been eating the insides of our 2 DVD players for dinner. Black holes don't do that.
If I were more motivated I would make this into a 12 Days of Christmas knockoff for you. Sorry. I'm feeling a little too crazy to be motivated.